(Fun for kids under 12; and for everyone else, if a kid under 12 is handy.)
(Hard ones are bold)
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But, "she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
Betty better butter Brad's bread.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again,
Well swum, swan!
Bill Button bought a butter'd biscuit;
Did Billy Button buy a butter'd biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a butter'd biscuit,
Where's the butter'd biscuit Billy Button bought?
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously;
For nobody's toeses are posies of roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
10. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
9. Polish Sausage
8. Three Free Throws
7. Your yogurt
6. Slug Bug Club
5. Mix, Miss Mix
4. Knapsack Straps
3. Inchworms Itching
1. Toy Boat! Toy Boat! Toy Boat!