Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge. -- Benjamin Franklin

A woman's heart is like fine china: chipped, it's still beautiful; broken, it can cut right through you.

In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is. -- H. L. Mencken

A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer. -- Ronald Colman

[Literary-minded] men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch. Women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think they are disinherited monarchs. -- Adam Gopnik, The New Yorker

Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison.
Winston Churchill: If I WERE your husband, madam, I should drink it.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. -- Robert A. Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus

Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one arch-enemy - and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, Ardele

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly

Absence makes the heart grow fonder - of somebody else

Absence makes the heart grow frantic.

Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature. -- Pink Floyd, The Wall

Love, n.: When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive to pleasure.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. --Helen Rowland (1876)

My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.

A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencken

The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce. -- J.K. Galbraith

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let him sleep.