It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one. -- Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

"But Charlotte," said Wilbur, "I'm not terrific."
"That doesn't make a particle of difference," replied Charlotte. "...People believe almost anything they see in print." -- E.B. White, Charlotte's Web

Without publicity a terrible thing happens: nothing. -- P.T. Barnum

Believe none of what you hear, half of what you read, and all of what you see.

Good Judgment comes from Experience. Experience comes from Bad Judgment.

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. -- Matthew 7:1-2

Did you ever see a good drugs story on the news? Never. News is supposed to be objective. ... 'Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...' -- Bill Hicks (e.g. see teen pothead diary)